July 10, 2009
Popular Urban Myth Debunked in Episode 2
Furry Ackermonster begins his season two video blog with an important clarification. He debunks the number one myth about this ginger yeti: he is not web pioneer and alpha geek Harry Knowles, author of the site Ain’t it Cool News.
July 7, 2009
Catch up with Season One of TVTV!
For the benefit of those just joining us (where the hell have you been?), check out Season 1 of Transylvania Television.
TVTV Season 1 is currently hosted on our YouTube Channel, TVTVonline and is the best place to watch all our Season 1 madness until we go through the long, boring, somewhat expensive, but eventual process of loading up the videos to our own, super high quality player (assuming you’re watching it in Hi-Res, otherwise you may as well be watching the show on a Nokia cell phone. Jeez, what’s the matter with you?).
And for the benefit of people with a half hour to kill, you can watch the entirety of Season 1 right here, right now, in brand new glittery NARRATIVE ORDER!
July 3, 2009
Season Two Begins with “Cutbacks”
Season Two of Transylvania Television begins with one of the most horrifying words going around, “Cutbacks.” Whispered in discreet circles around the water cooler, uttered in breathless cabals astride the copier, no single phrase is capable of striking fear in the soul the way this one does. And someone is not coming back to work in Season Two of Transylvania Television. Find out who is among the doomed in the season opener of TVTV, Part One of Three! Now stop straddling that copier and watch!
July 2, 2009
Join the Growing Ranks at Facebook
Why drag your ass to this web site every time you want to find out what’s going on at TVTV? Well, there’s plenty of reasons, including the free box of steaks, but maybe becoming a fan of Transylvania Television on the Facebook place will save you five minutes a day. Then, you can get a part time job and buy your own damn steaks and quit mooching off these poor guys. Oh, and somebody please friend Dwayne Frankenstein, he’s sad and lonely, tormented by ads for singles and boner juice.