Terribly exclusive clip from TVTV Halloweener!

Join some foolish adults at the Mounds Theater in St. Paul Minnesota June 26 from 2 to 5pm as they watch naughty swearing puppets and talk to the highly immature people who made the show! For $6 you get an afternoon of Furry Ackermonster and his monstrous friends with appearances by the cast and crew. Also, the Mounds audience will be treated to an exclusive screening of on of the first scenes from the fabled TVTV REAL MEANIN OF HALLOWEEN SPECIAL SHOW. Web audiences will get their shot at a sneak peek later in the summer, but that’s what you get for anteing up and heading out to the Mounds Theater. We will also run the yet-unaired episode NOT WITHOUT MY COFFEE, starring Furry and Dwayne, coming soon to this venue as well. See more at the Facebook Events page here.

YOU TOO can become a part of the phenomenonicon that is TVTV. No doubt you have been wondering how.  Our Zombie Minion Membership is a great way to donate to the cause and get cool free stuff, too. For our introductory period on this steal-of-a-deal, you get what Jody Wurl of Minneapolis got, or the nearest dang equivalent.

As part of our unique sponsorship opportunity, Ms. Wurl will be receiving the deluxe package you see here. For the price of Zombie Minion Membership, she will be receiving:

• a copy of the Season One TVTVDVD
• A personal, signed letter from show creators Gordon Smuder and Michael Heagle
• The T-shirt of her choice from the TVTV Shop — she ordered the D. Peterson Furry shirt!
• A piece of screen-used memorabilia from TVTV. Jody got a poster from Dwayne’s Room used in the sketch, “Heart of a Six Year Old Girl.”

Get signed up for membership now, before supplies run out of great screen-used memorabilia from TVTV. Follow the links and pay thru PayPal, we will follow up with an e-mail to get your shirt choice and other details. If you already own the DVD, let us know, and we will PREMIUM UP your screen-used memorabilia to the next value level. Kind of like a large fries in a super-size me combo meal. Get in now before it’s too late!

Why drag your ass to this web site every time you want to find out what’s going on at TVTV? Well, there’s plenty of reasons, including the free box of steaks, but maybe becoming a fan of Transylvania Television on the Facebook place will save you five minutes a day. Then, you can get a part time job and buy your own damn steaks and quit mooching off these poor guys. Oh, and somebody please friend Dwayne Frankenstein, he’s sad and lonely, tormented by ads for singles and boner juice.