Furry J. Ackermonster

Furry is the audience surrogate, a young Yeti raised in the States (a recent grad of the University of Monstersota Mankato, natch) with a penchant for partying. As a hip dude with an Associates Degree in Broadcasting, Furry is brought on board to help update the station as well as flog it’s flagging ratings. Enjoys beer, snowboarding and hairy chicks.

Count Volodmyr LeShoc

A vampire is an obvious choice for a horror-themed show. But an Anne Rice-LeStat-dressin’, nosferatu-lookin’, Richard-O’Brien-from-Rocky Horror-talkin’ vampire is not. No Lugosi retread here, but a living, (ahem), breathing character. The vampire LeShoc is the king of his castle, but struggles vainly to maintain order while taking delight in the suffering of others. Think schaudenfraude with fangs.

Irving Batfink

Batfink represents the “retro-set” at TVTV. Harkening from the horror revival heyday of the 1960’s, BF loves Kustom Kar Kulture, surfing, beat poetry, pinstriping, and rockabilly music. Batfink looks and talks like famed custom car creator Ed “Big Daddy” Roth, but in the guise of a flying rodent. A true beach-blanket beatnik with wings.

Dwayne Frankenstein

The Frankenstein monster has been done to death (literally), but you’ve never seen him quite like this: a brain damaged, working-class-Brit soccer hooligan made from 13 different people! So he’s not qualified to run TV equipment. So he’s not charismatic or creative enough to have his own long-running craft show on Transylvanian airwaves. That hasn’t stopped him yet, as anyone who’s tuned in to “Activities With Dwayne” will attest. He may appear dense, but he’s not naïve, and occasionally works up a cunning plan of his own with mucho-mixed results!

Miss Mansfield

Who better to keep LeShoc on-task than a disembodied lady skull? Exactly! How she types 80 words a minute is still a mystery, but no more a mystery than how you can be a decapitated skull and STILL be hella sexy!

Esmerelda The Gypsy

On the other hand, sex appeal packed it’s bags, left town, and skipped paying the past due utilities with Esmerelda. Host of her own acclaimed show “Babushka Buzz”, Esmerelda embodies the spirit of all the horror movie gypsies of yore. And she’s not above using her magic mojo for her own good (how else would a show called “Babushka Buzz” become “acclaimed”?

B.O.R.I.S.

Purchased by Batfink off eBay for $2.86 plus shipping, BORIS started his career as the main mission control monitor for the Soviet Space Program. Anybody who lived through the Reagan era knows how well that all panned out. Now BORIS is continuing his fine work as the reluctant (and recalcitrant) playback monitor in the control room of TVTV