Pilot: “An Interview With Some Vampire”
Party Yeti Furry Ackermonster joins the staff of Transylvania Television and gets the bright idea to hook the transmitter up to the Frankenstein Device… the legendary machinery that brought the mad doctor’s creature to life… in order to boost the station signal. SEE THIS EPISODE AT THE MIDNIGHT VIDEO GALLERY NOW!
Episode 1: “This Is A Test”
Furry and Batfink test the capabilities of the newly “Frankenstein-ed” equipment, only to rile up the locals and spur a visit by the Burgomaster’s main henchman… Mister Git!
Episode 2: “TVTV3D”
The gang discovers even more about the newly revamped station… it can make ANY movie play in 3D! When an actual 3D film is played by mistake, all hell breaks loose!
Episode 3: “Educating Dwayne”
The local government (represented by The Burgomaster) starts layin’ down the law on Transylvania Television. The conflict begins when the Burgo enacts a little known law stating that ALL employees of the Transylvanian media MUST have the equivalent of a GED. Things look dicey for Dwayne Frankenstein’s future… so the crew steps up and helps him prepare for the “rabbit-ear” test!
Episode 4: “High Score!”
Furry indulges himself by purchasing a TRON upright arcade machine. And it wouldn’t be much of an episode if it weren’t plugged directly into the Frankenstein Device! Unless you’re monumentally ignorant of 1980’s movies, you can guess what happens next!
Episode 5: “Tales of Vampirina”
When Count LeShoc’s old flame shows up at TVTV, she’s got her eye on the prize… not LeShoc…but his superpowered television transmitter! Two power-hungry vampires, one station. This CAN’T end well!
Episode 6: “A Toast To Dwayne”
In a freak mishap (is there any other kind?), Dwayne switches brains with the toaster.
We know, we know… what’ the difference, right? You’ll have to watch to find out!
Episode 7: “Little House On The Scary”
The Burgomaster gets a bit uptight when his favorite show is “warped” by the Frankenstein Device. Death and destruction follows. You know, same shit, different day in Transylvania.
Episode 8: “Talent Search”
Burgomaster declares that Transylvanian broadcasters MUST play a minimum of 20 hours of local programming per day or lose their license. Let the “Babushka Buzz” marathon commence!
Episode 9: “The Devil EATS Prada”
Furry is “discovered” by a famous Transylvanian fashion designer and is declared the new “it girl” on the runway. So who knew fur would come back into fashion?
Episode 10: “Dragstrip Nosferatu”
Batfink battles fellow drag racer/ kustom kar enthusiast DraQLa, his archnemesis on the strip. But this is no ordinary race… Batfink risks his pride and joy, The T-Bone Special, by betting pink slips for the win!
Episode 11: “Ural-Vision”
The underhanded Burgomaster arranges for the Europop finals to be held at LeShoc’s castle while “stacking the deck” with his own entry: Southern Californian “Eddie Van Helsing”. Part musician, part monster hunter Eddie has only one REAL mission: finish off LeShoc!
Episode 12: “Unbeleivable Season One Cliffhanger”
You simply won’t believe everything that we’re packing into THIS episode! Fire! Betrayal! Dismemberment! Vengeance of Gods! IUDs!
Yeah, you guessed it. We have no idea what we’re doing for the season ender. But trust us, it’ll be freaking spectacular!
