“Cutbacks.” Whispered in discreet circles around the water cooler, uttered in breathless cabals astride the copier, no single phrase is capable of striking fear in the soul the way this one does. And someone is not coming back to work in Season Two of Transylvania Television.

Furry Ackermonster begins his season two video blog with an important clarification. He debunks the number one myth about this ginger yeti: he is not web pioneer and alpha geek Harry Knowles, author of the site Ain’t it Cool News.

Le Shoc’s cost-cutting measures hit the TVTV crew right where it counts. What, did you think blood money grows on trees? The appearance of station accountant Archie Leech brings everyone’s job security into question, and only Miss Mansfield has done her paperwork!

As the mail room manager, Dwayne has a lot of responsibility. He is the first line of defense between the slings and arrows of the outside world and the castle crew. He sorts, he scores, in the first “Viewer Question Letters Wif Dwayne!

After the TVTV crew defends their jobs, the axe must still fall.

Furry J. Ackermonster continues his one-yeti-web-spectacular video-log by responding to some viewers urgent requests for five facts about himself! Find out how your favorite Slackermonster spends his time and his money when he’s not… Wait – what is it he does at the station, again?

Written by the Brothers Gilman, RADIO stars Furry Ackermonster in an epic quest to win rollergirls tickets on a local radio station. If it isn’t menial tasks around the castle, it’s possessed plungers and a cocky computer!

Furry uses a notebook of old ideas when he gets a chance to pitch a show for TVTV. The “Furry Vlog” segments of TVTV are lovingly crafted by Staff Writer Damian Johnson.

Dwayne takes the reigns and once again answers the viewers’ questions in his inimitable and largely unrepeatable way. This time, D-Man tackles the touchy subject of whether or not puppets are for children.

Furry has an embarrassing run-in with a mystery monster in the dungeon. By TVTV Staff Writer Damian Johnson.

Rod Serling meets his match in… The Twilight Zone. Complements of the Frankenstein Device.

You don’t have to be Scottish to understand why Furry is one unique yeti. Suffice to say it involves pottery, grunting, and lots of soy sauce. Stay tuned after the rant for a new live-action ad for our groovy swag, featuring a real-life demonstration of the power of the glow in the dark T-shirt.

Dwayne reaches into the mailbag and comes up with more than he bargained for, as he comes face to face and finger to finger with a tricky viewer’s letter.

Le Shoc and Furry are guests at the Uptown Theater’s midnight movie screening of The Muppet Movie. This video also contains the unadulterated audience response from the small group of late-night-hipster-puppet-fans. And yes, there is such a thing.

Furry discovers that at Castle Le Shoc, racism is rampant on the ramparts. The local Atomic Monster drops the “D-Word” and Furry is furious.

Get inside the mind of one of the world’s most dangerous nosferatus (nosferati?) in this series of exclusive interviews with the Vampire Le Shoc.

Le Shoc hints at why television is his weapon of choice.

Batfink gets a dose of modern vampire angst from a mopey (and sparkly!) Le Shoc.

Dwayne takes another viewer’s letter in a priority envelope, but gets a surprise instead: a free cell phone, and it’s ringing!

The Vampire Le Shoc has a thing about vampire writers.

Archie gets his own late night talk show. Or so he thinks.

Furry’s castle wanderings result in another sighting of Roderick, and Furry has seen too much!

In this interview with the vampire, Le Shoc illustrates the use of scapegoats in life and politics.

Dwayne answers a viewer letter that poses a gender bending question.

Le Shoc reveals a bit of his history by identifying his immediate peers, Yoda and the Doctor.

Stuck at work for the holidays, Furry yearns for his yeti home life.

The TVTV Crew hosted a local screening of the Star Wars Holiday Special. Here’s what went down at the Bryant Lake Bowl in Minneapolis!

Furry pens a letter, but needs another word for a favorite piece of female anatomy.

The Vampire LeShoc is pretty old school, but when station lackey, Furry J. Ackermonster, pushes him to learn some new tricks, LeShoc decides to go boldly forth, upward and online!

Episode 6 leads LeShoc down the seedier side of e-mail as he gets a missive from a down-on-his-luck Nigerian diplomat

Count LeShoc has firmly entrenched himself in the wonderful, and positive world of social networking. There’s only one problem…his arch nemesis, TheaterChick07!

LeShoc has reached the sad, lonely dead end of the internet, and does what any self-respecting monster would do. He ragequits.

LeShoc realizes that sometimes the old ways are the best ways…

Gordon Smuder and Michael Heagle are interviewed on the set of Season Two’s “Radio Goo Goo.” Plenty of behind-the-curtain action for fans who want to see how the show is accomplished. From regional independent filmmaking site Minnewood.

As the real life TVTV crew begins lensing the big Halloween episode, the problems start piling up.

Gordon and crew begin to assemble the framework for TVTV’s standing sets.

Construction of the sets continues. But what about the contributions of the writing staff?

How many doors is the right amount of doors for Le Shoc’s castle? Gordon does his best impersonation of “the Count,” and Jason sucks himself off. Contains top secret spoilers for season three of TVTV!

Gordon gives away a half dozen critical tips and tricks on how to cut a Haunted House stone wall from conventional foam and goes slowly mad from the styrofoam bits.

The castle walls are completed just in time to film two promos, one for a midnight movie screening and one for the T-Shirt ads

Exclusive interview with LeShoc’s animator Charles Hubbell, and some goofball behind the scenes action to boot!