October 11, 2009

Episodes

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Transylvania Television is the Retro Monster Comedy Series that’s Really Not for Kids! Subscribe now in iTunes and receive the show downloaded directly to you! Missed an episode? It’s likely right here! Can’t find what you’re looking for? Try meandering through the older posts and experience a Memento-like backwards timeline of everything that’s come before! It’s still less confusing than a JJ Abrams property!

Season Two

TVTVS2E1: Cutbacks!

“Cutbacks.” Whispered in discreet circles around the water cooler, uttered in breathless cabals astride the copier, no single phrase is capable of striking fear in the soul the way this one does. And someone is not coming back to work in Season Two of Transylvania Television.

TVTVS2E2: I’m Not Harry Knowles!

Furry Ackermonster begins his season two video blog with an important clarification. He debunks the number one myth about this ginger yeti: he is not web pioneer and alpha geek Harry Knowles, author of the site Ain’t it Cool News.

TVTVSE2E3: Cutbacks Part Two

Le Shoc’s cost-cutting measures hit the TVTV crew right where it counts. What, did you think blood money grows on trees? The appearance of station accountant Archie Leech brings everyone’s job security into question, and only Miss Mansfield has done her paperwork!

TVTVSE2E4: Viewer Questions with Dwayne

As the mail room manager, Dwayne has a lot of responsibility. He is the first line of defense between the slings and arrows of the outside world and the castle crew. He sorts, he scores, in the first “Viewer Question Letters Wif Dwayne!

TVTVSE2E5: Cutbacks Part Three

After the TVTV crew defends their jobs, the axe must still fall.

TVTVS2E6: Furry was Tagged

Furry J. Ackermonster continues his one-yeti-web-spectacular video-log by responding to some viewers urgent requests for five facts about himself! Find out how your favorite Slackermonster spends his time and his money when he’s not… Wait – what is it he does at the station, again?

TVTVS2E7: Radio Goo Goo

Written by the Brothers Gilman, RADIO stars Furry Ackermonster in an epic quest to win rollergirls tickets on a local radio station. If it isn’t menial tasks around the castle, it’s possessed plungers and a cocky computer!

TVTVS2E8: Furry’s Notebook

Furry uses a notebook of old ideas when he gets a chance to pitch a show for TVTV. The “Furry Vlog” segments of TVTV are lovingly crafted by Staff Writer Damian Johnson.

TVTVSE2E9: Twisted Children

Dwayne takes the reigns and once again answers the viewers’ questions in his inimitable and largely unrepeatable way. This time, D-Man tackles the touchy subject of whether or not puppets are for children.

TVTVSE2E10: Roderick, Part One

Furry has an embarrassing run-in with a mystery monster in the dungeon. By TVTV Staff Writer Damian Johnson.

TVTVSE2E11: Twilight Zone: F-ed Up

Rod Serling meets his match in… The Twilight Zone. Complements of the Frankenstein Device.

TVTVSE2E12: Cuz I’m a Yeti

You don’t have to be Scottish to understand why Furry is one unique yeti. Suffice to say it involves pottery, grunting, and lots of soy sauce. Stay tuned after the rant for a new live-action ad for our groovy swag, featuring a real-life demonstration of the power of the glow in the dark T-shirt.

TVTVSE2E13: Stucky Fingers

Dwayne reaches into the mailbag and comes up with more than he bargained for, as he comes face to face and finger to finger with a tricky viewer’s letter.

TVTVSE2E14: Live at the Uptown Theater

Le Shoc and Furry are guests at the Uptown Theater’s midnight movie screening of The Muppet Movie. This video also contains the unadulterated audience response from the small group of late-night-hipster-puppet-fans. And yes, there is such a thing.

TVTVSE2E15: Dug Ups

Furry discovers that at Castle Le Shoc, racism is rampant on the ramparts. The local Atomic Monster drops the “D-Word” and Furry is furious.

TVTV SE2E16: Interviews With the Vampire: Ruling the World

Get inside the mind of one of the world’s most dangerous nosferatus (nosferati?) in this series of exclusive interviews with the Vampire Le Shoc.

TVTV SE2E17: The Seinfeld Wars

Le Shoc hints at why television is his weapon of choice.

TVTV SE2E18: The Brooding Vampire Fashion

Batfink gets a dose of modern vampire angst from a mopey (and sparkly!) Le Shoc.

TVTV SE2E19: Neo Who?

Dwayne takes another viewer’s letter in a priority envelope, but gets a surprise instead: a free cell phone, and it’s ringing!

TVTV SE2E20: On Vampire Fiction

The Vampire Le Shoc has a thing about vampire writers.

TVTV SE2E21: Le Shoc and AWE

Archie gets his own late night talk show. Or so he thinks.

TVTV SE2E22: Roderick’s Thing

Furry’s castle wanderings result in another sighting of Roderick, and Furry has seen too much!

TVTV SE2E23: Scapegoats

In this interview with the vampire, Le Shoc illustrates the use of scapegoats in life and politics.

TVTV SE2E24: A TVTVTV

Dwayne answers a viewer letter that poses a gender bending question.

TVTV SE2E25: Childhood Friends

Le Shoc reveals a bit of his history by identifying his immediate peers, Yoda and the Doctor.

TVTV SE2E26: Furry Family Values

Stuck at work for the holidays, Furry yearns for his yeti home life.

sw_holiday_live_s TVTV Does Star Wars Holiday Special

The TVTV Crew hosted a local screening of the Star Wars Holiday Special. Here’s what went down at the Bryant Lake Bowl in Minneapolis!

TVTV SE2E27: Another Word for Tits

Furry pens a letter, but needs another word for a favorite piece of female anatomy.

Season One

Catch up with Season One of TVTV on our deluxe collector’s DVD, or watch the entire season for free on our YouTube Channel! The episodes appear in a new narrative order that lets you experience the chronology of Furry’s first weeks at the station.

TVTV: Season One Highlights in High Definition

TVTV S1E04: Le Shoc Goes Online

The Vampire LeShoc is pretty old school, but when station lackey, Furry J. Ackermonster, pushes him to learn some new tricks, LeShoc decides to go boldly forth, upward and online!

TVTV S1E06: Pornography & Ambassadors

Episode 6 leads LeShoc down the seedier side of e-mail as he gets a missive from a down-on-his-luck Nigerian diplomat

TVTV S1E07: Le Shoc vs. The Troll

Count LeShoc has firmly entrenched himself in the wonderful, and positive world of social networking. There’s only one problem…his arch nemesis, TheaterChick07!

TVTV S1E09: Le Shoc Flounces the Internets

LeShoc has reached the sad, lonely dead end of the internet, and does what any self-respecting monster would do. He ragequits.

TVTV S1E10: Better Days

LeShoc realizes that sometimes the old ways are the best ways…

Trailers, Promotions and Utterly Unclassifiable Video

Minnewood Minnewood Presents: Behind the Scenes of TVTV by Brian Stemmler.

Gordon Smuder and Michael Heagle are interviewed on the set of Season Two’s “Radio Goo Goo.” Plenty of behind-the-curtain action for fans who want to see how the show is accomplished. From regional independent filmmaking site Minnewood.

TVTV Backstage Pass 01: Production Diaries

As the real life TVTV crew begins lensing the big Halloween episode, the problems start piling up.

TVTV Backstage Pass 02: It’s a Wall!

Gordon and crew begin to assemble the framework for TVTV’s standing sets.

TVTV Backstage Pass 03: A Writer’s Lament!

Construction of the sets continues. But what about the contributions of the writing staff?

TVTV Backstage Pass 04: How Many Doors?

How many doors is the right amount of doors for Le Shoc’s castle? Gordon does his best impersonation of “the Count,” and Jason sucks himself off. Contains top secret spoilers for season three of TVTV!

TVTV Backstage Pass 05: Secrets of the Foam

Gordon gives away a half dozen critical tips and tricks on how to cut a Haunted House stone wall from conventional foam and goes slowly mad from the styrofoam bits.

TVTV Backstage Pass 06: It’s a Wash / First Shoot

The castle walls are completed just in time to film two promos, one for a midnight movie screening and one for the T-Shirt ads

TVTV Backstage Pass 07: Charles / Muuscaak

Exclusive interview with LeShoc’s animator Charles Hubbell, and some goofball behind the scenes action to boot!


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