Why drag your ass to this web site every time you want to find out what’s going on at TVTV? Well, there’s plenty of reasons, including the free box of steaks, but maybe becoming a fan of Transylvania Television on the Facebook place will save you five minutes a day. Then, you can get a part time job and buy your own damn steaks and quit mooching off these poor guys. Oh, and somebody please friend Dwayne Frankenstein, he’s sad and lonely, tormented by ads for singles and boner juice.