Have you volunteered for conscription into the Midnight Zombie Legion?

Well NOW is the time! The Transylvania Television Fan Club (known to insiders as The Midnight Zombie Legion) is a TRADITIONAL BY MAIL fan club! Resurrect the thrills of days gone by!

Your First Year Zombie membership gets you the following:

• Personalized wallet ID card! Keep with you at all times to identify yourself to fellow Zombies!
• Personalized membership Certificate! High quality certificate suitable for framing signed and sealed by Your Lord And Master, Count LeShoc himself!
• Autographed Photos! REAL personally autographed pictures of Count LeShoc and everyone’s favorite Party Yeti… Furry J. Ackermonster!
• Newsletters! Three issues of the Transylvania Epitaph will be sent to you throughout the year! Features Progress reports on TVTV, jokes, secret messages for Club Members, and special, Members ONLY offers!
• Zombie Legion Pin! Your very own pinback button featuring the Midnight Zombie Legion logo!
• Welcome Letter from Count LeShoc! Sure…it’s a form letter, but hey, he’s a BUSY vampire.
• Decoder Card! That’s right. The Secret Alchemic Decoder Card of Secrets! Use it to decode secret messages from Your Lord And Master, Count LeShoc!
  

Membership fee is ONLY $20.00 (US) per year. That’s TK5,936 (Transylvanian Kronkites)! Make check or money order payable to Gordon Smuder. Click HERE for downloadable membership form!

Send completed membership form along with your check or money order for $20.00 to:

Transylvania Television Fan Club
C/O Gordon Smuder, President
1086 13th Avenue SE
Minneapolis, MN 55414

Or you can submit via PayPal! Send $20.00 via PayPal to spcglider@aol.com
Be sure to include Name, address, and blood type!