The already-dire literacy level of internationally-reknowned social networking site Facebook just took a hit as TVTV’s own Dwayne Frankenstein joined the ranks of the internet set! This, hot on the tail of The Vampire Volodymyr Le Shoc’s falling leap into the twenty-first century as part of the lauded hot-commodity community of Twitter. According to Dwayne’s profile, he “like(s) the facebooks becuz it lets me be in tuch with the nyce pepul on the intrnet.” Visit them online today, and get in on the fun. Not for kids, not necessarily safe for work, and known to promote tooth decay.