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ABOUT THE SHOW

Bringing together vast, untapped (and often unholy) resources, along with a crew of highly skilled yet completely underpaid zombie minions, Transylvania Television is the “Brainchild That Wouldn’t Die” of special effects guru/ puppeteer Gordon Smuder in cooperation with independent film producer/director /jaunty man-about-town Michael Heagle.

Under The Puppet Forge banner, Transylvania Television stands poised to infiltrate the airwaves and entertain adult audiences with edgy, sexy, dark, unbalanced humor of the kind so in demand by the fatally hip college aged set.

THE PLOT SO FAR

Aging nosferatu Count Volodmyr LeShoc feels his power waning in our modern world. His power is based in the fear of the masses… but with modern life on the scene (corporations, the military industrial complex, cowboy presidents, who finds vampires scary anymore? He decides to try a different tack. He’ll use this “new medium” of television to control the masses!

But there are problems. The first being that he knows nothing about how television works. That’s where his faithful majordomo Batfink comes in. Using a quick wit and a knowledge of eBay, Batfink assembles a functioning station in the Count’s Transylvanian castle.

“Location is everything” they say. Soon it is discovered that the Carpathian mountains which cradle and support the station are also responsible for blocking it’s signal!

Apparent salvation comes in the form of a new employee, the just-graduated party Yeti Furry J. Ackermonster. In an attempt to boost the station’s power Furry hooks the transmitter up to the legendary Frankenstein Device and manages to push the signal through the mountain range, as well as the entire planet!

As an added bonus, the use of the Frankenstein Device has a strange effect on the programming being broadcast. It seems that necrotic flesh isn’t the ONLY thing the F-D can re-animate. Before they know it, the crazy doctor’s contraption is resurrecting OLD TV SHOWS!

And that is just the beginning. The Frankenstein Device is a wild card… nobody can predict what it’ll do next. So keep your eyes peeled! Well, not literally.

CAST:

Count Volodmyr LeShoc………………….. Charles Hubbell
Furry J. Ackermonster…………………….. Gordon Smuder
Irving Batfink……………………………… Lazslo Nemesi
Dwayne Frankenstein……………………… Benjamin Hill
Esmerelda the Gypsy……………………… Amber Greenlee
Miss Mansfeild……………………………. Elizabeth Hara
BORIS……………………………………Michael Heagle (voice)
Puppet Extras……………………………..Michael Hyuck
Adam Whisner
Andy Hayward
Aria Steele